I've kinda noticed that there have been more ads then usual... what's that all about. i click one thing and an ad comes up... it's kinda slowing my ng surfing.
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Posted by shyguydude1 - April 9th, 2010
I've kinda noticed that there have been more ads then usual... what's that all about. i click one thing and an ad comes up... it's kinda slowing my ng surfing.
Two nights ago, I was watching my favorite anime, and I got real hard watching this one scene and my cock got so fucking stiff. I tried to bring it down, but it didn't work, so I started jacking off and accidentally came all over my waifu, Rangiku Matsumoto. While doing this, it felt as though I was about to shit myself. Since it was pretty hard, I decided to try to stuff it back in and hold it by sticking my finger up my asshole. It felt real good doing this, so I did what anybody would do, I started wriggling my finger around in there. More I did it the better I felt. My dick got even harder than before and I shat and came everywhere. It was the best orgasm I've had since I drugged this cheerleader and used her unconscious body to feed my sick fetishes.
okay why are you telling ME this?
The day after, I went even further as to stick my stoner roomate's bong halfway up my anus. Her bong is like ten inches long. It felt so fucking awesome that I got real horny. I was so fucking horny that not even jacking off helped my cock go down. I NEEDED TO FUCK SOMETHING. Right when my roomate came in, she was half naked because she came back from this poker game and they were doing strip poker and she wanted to leave before she got her big black prize. She was wearing a hemp bra and hemp panties, and they weren't made really well. It was dried up way too much so it had lots of holes, exposing some of her cooch and boobs. I couldn't help but jump on her and fuck every hole she had, and when she was outta holes, I starded cumming on her feet and hands and ears and stuff. After I came on her she told me she had a secret. I asked her what it was and she pulled out a penis cleverly hidden in a part of her butt crack my dick couldn't reach. She told me she was gonna show me how we both know how good it feels giving it, but I don't know how taking it feels and she forced me onto the ground, opened my butthole and shoved her dick up my butt. It's true, it doesn't feel as good taking it in as it is giving it to someone. I liked it, but it's pretty uncomfortable afterwards. I can still feel her cum in my butt. I got back by shitting in her bong so the next time she smokes some weed, she'll stink even more.
so your roomate is a hermarodite?
No, she's a shemale. She's a girl, she has boobs and a vagina, but she also has a penis.
oh okay. any more stories you feel like sharing? i'm in a nice mood.
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And if you're tired of reading sex stories, look around in my news section. I have some pokemon and non-erotica Sonic fanfic stuff.
Makaga
Probably because Tom and the gang wants to get more recognized and get more revenue money.
shyguydude1
i guess that makes sense.